Snakes on a plane is now landing

It's here at last, and Samuel Jackson is on the case. Check your local listings.

This is going to be either the Best Picture of the Year, or it's gonna suck, big time. Either way works for me.

Update: To get you in the mood, here's a killer vid from YouTube:

Update: But wait! There's more: Now, close your eyes, make a wish, and click on this:



See you at the show, sucka!

Bush kills stem cell research bill

He won't back off from killing and torturing people in his Wor on Turruor, but he will kill scientific research that would almost certainly lead to saving lives as well as providing a cure for Alzheimer's Disease and cancer.

Yup, the Shrub has vetoed the stem cell research bill just passed by both houses of Congress and a bill that is supported by 66% of the American public. Secretly, of course, with no reporters present and no photos.

Read all about it: Shrub hates science

Sir David Attenborough explains global warming

We going to be off the air for a week or so, screwing around, but we thought we'd leave you these global warming vids to ponder.

Sir David kicks us off with a pretty graphic graph supered over a basketball court.



And, not to be outdone, Super Spinmeister Frank Luntz shows how to funtz the facts.



The whole video "Climate Chaos: Bush's Climate of Fear," can be seen at BBC's Panorama.